can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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