Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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