What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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