haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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