Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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