Where is the hickey?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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