i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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