Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
