You don't have asthma, your pregnant
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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