just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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