Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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