The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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