I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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