I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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