Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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