we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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