she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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