out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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