My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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