So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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