yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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