We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
