We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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