"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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