I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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