honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
