my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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