you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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