As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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