He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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