Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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