like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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