It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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