what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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