great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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