they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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