And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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