If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
dude. I can hear the air.
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