then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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