he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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