I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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