yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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