i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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