have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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