I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I have tasted many bathrooms
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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