I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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