So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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