Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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