This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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