bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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