Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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