The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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