we're blogging at a bar
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
